
21. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.
20. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.
19. Sprays deo so much that he/she doesn’t need to take bath.
18. Sneezes and says ‘Excuse me’.
17. Says Hey instead of Hi: Says Yogurt instead of Curd: Says Cab instead of Taxi; Says Candy instead of Chocolate; Says Cookie instead of Biscuit; Says “Free Way” instead of Highway; Says got to go instead of Have to go; Says O instead of Zer(for 704, says Seven Oh! Four instead of Seven Zero Four).
16. Doesn’t forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps on complaining about it every time he steps out.
15. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters),and counts in Millions(Not in Lakhs).
14. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 45 times).
13. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk packet.
12. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats Zee several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y, Zee.
11. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says & Oh! British Style!
10. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and “Indian Road” Conditions.
9. Even after 2 months, complaints about Jet Lag.
8. Avoids eating more spicy (hot) stuff.
7. Tries to drink Diet Coke instead of “Normal” Coke.
6. Tries to complain about any thing in “India” as if he is
experiencing it for the first time.
5. Pronounces schedule as skejule and module as mojule.
4. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.
3. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to “India”,even after 4 months of arrival.
2. Takes the cabin luggage bag for short visits in India,tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.
Ultimate one
1. Tries to begin conversation with; You know buddy in US or you
know buddy when I was in US...
read my comments in reply to Maya Comments.....
”They both have same germs......so must same reactions on returning from US.”
and you have equal right to publish any thing on any blog/community...and i will not STOP you..I promise................!
what do you mean by germs? Did you mean the genes...?? couldn’t fathom the meaning of ”germs” :(!!
Secondly, I have never said anything regarding YOU stopping me from publishing anything...its my freedom of speech and expressions...if you would have read carefully, I had said the blogs that are critical about the habits of Pakistanis will not be published in a blog that is based in Pakistan...freedom of media is not there like we have it in India...whether you accept my views or not, that is the truth!
Germ:
Biology. A small mass of protoplasm or cells from which a new organism or one of its parts may develop.
http://www.answers.com/germ
I don’t know condition of freedom of media in India, but of course, i believe media in Pakistan don’t have required freedom of speech and expressions.
Anyways, peace... unlike others at least you seem not so biased about Pakistan...you have accepted that freedom of media is less there. In India, its nothing great, but surely much better.
Would love to read more interesting and thought provoking articles from you in the near future.
now please don’t blame me or Pakistan..
dont say any thing on behalf of me...you are not my Personal Secretory.
And its true to a larger extend.
Local Opinions (9)
what do you mean by germs? Did you mean the genes...?? couldn’t fathom the meaning of ”germs” :(!!
Secondly, I have never said anything regarding YOU stopping me from publishing anything...its my freedom of speech and expressions...if you would have read carefully, I had said the blogs that are critical about the habits of Pakistanis will not be published in a blog that is based in Pakistan...freedom of media is not there like we have it in India...whether you accept my views or not, that is the truth!
Anyways, peace... unlike others at least you seem not so biased about Pakistan...you have accepted that freedom of media is less there. In India, its nothing great, but surely much better.
Would love to read more interesting and thought provoking articles from you in the near future.
And its true to a larger extend.
Global Opinions (6)
Is this applicable only for Indians returning from abroad or for pakistanis as well?
read my comments in reply to Maya Comments.....
”They both have same germs......so must same reactions on returning from US.”
and you have equal right to publish any thing on any blog/community...and i will not STOP you..I promise................!
Germ:
Biology. A small mass of protoplasm or cells from which a new organism or one of its parts may develop.
http://www.answers.com/germ
I don’t know condition of freedom of media in India, but of course, i believe media in Pakistan don’t have required freedom of speech and expressions.
dont say any thing on behalf of me...you are not my Personal Secretory.
now please don’t blame me or Pakistan..
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Is this applicable only for Indians returning from abroad or for pakistanis as well?